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 We are planning to stay here for at least three weeks.

  Fully serviced and with country views.

  On site meals available when pre ordered from the pleasant (so far) waitress.

  Hard standing with easy access to lawn and flower beds.

  Access can be challenging due to anti social nature of the owners who appear to be blocking visitors and could be regarded as "stand offish."

  Local shops difficult due to closure. Supermarket with limited stock.

  Well maintained toilet block (bring your own toilet paper)

  Washing facilities excellent but queues tend to form due to members excessively washing.

   On site laundry (limited availability).

  On site bar -get there early due to heavy use.

   Gas available (Sundays only due to dinner time sprouts).

   Hook ups available (There are a lot of those but I may have misspelt).

    Bookings available (non returnable deposit of £50).

   Three stars.

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Excellent  and best bit was:  Hook ups available (There are a lot of those but I may have misspelt).

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Any pictures of the possible “Hook ups” ?? :D 

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2 minutes ago, Mr Plodd said:

Any pictures of the possible “Hook ups” ?? :D 

I keep trying to post them but I think they are being censored due to explicit images.

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Can't beat a bit of humour OP, times like this make it all the more welcome :Thankyou:

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Sounds similar to us, but been to local Tesco and they have stock. Due to Christmas and  recent Birthdays bar is well stocked and should last through the emergency.

Sister in law rang and said she had been to M&S (she has more money than us), and that was near fully stocked. Some people must be wondering why they stocked their garages with ten years supply of toilet rolls.

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Posted (edited)

Please note.

Due to circumstances beyond our control the non returnable deposit has been raised to £5,000. This will apply retrospectively to all who have already booked.

  Many thanks to all our loyal customers.

 (NB.  The complaints book is currently unavailable).

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